If that’s “real” America, then I’m a slut

Back during the election, Sarah Palin said I wasn't a real American because I wasn't one of her supporters. Because I supported Barak Obama. Now according to Jason Mattera, I'm a slut as well?

I'm a fake American slut? Should I have to pay income taxes if I'm a fake American? I don't even know what to say about being called a slut, other than further proof that we liberals are not hung up about sex and conservatives focus way too much on other people having it.

Oh, and apparently flying a plane into a building is only a terrorist attack when the guy's Arab and screaming about Allah. What do you call it when you've got an "American" name?

Arguing with a Wingnut

Had to explain arguing with a wingnut to my mother today, and why it makes no sense. She understands now.

Discussion with a Wingnut:

Wingnut: If you don't like Palin then you're a Kool-Aid drinking Obama-phile who has been conned by the ACORN controlled master manipulator who's really a Marxist hell bent on destroying America. BTW, isn't the Tea Party great and did you catch the latest episode of Glen Beck? He totally proved Global Climate Change is a HOAX because it snowed in the northeast last night. 

You: Huh? All I said was I couldn't take the recycling out last night because of the snowstorm. 

Wingnut: Which proves there's no such thing as global warming! And recycling is a Mao-ist plot to take away your freedom!   

Reaction after dealing with a Wingnut:

Jon Stewart HELP ME!!!!! As you curl into a mental fetal position wondering why you ever went to college when the likes of Rush, Hannity, Beck and now Palin are making huge salaries for spewing absolute nonsense that your civics/speech/history professor rightly gave you an F for when you tried to pull such stuff off as actual analysis.